Open eyes. Turn off alarm.
Shuffle limp to toilet. Use.
Shuffle limp to bathroom. Wash. Brush teeth.
Find medication in medication box.
Now know what day it is. Take meds.
Shuffle limp to kitchen.
Fill kettle with water. Kettle on.
Find a cup.
Look for sugar. Need to refill sugar canister.
Concentrate hard so as to not spill sugar everywhere. Good clean pour.
Fill cup with sugar by mistake.
Fill canister with sugar.
Prepare cup for tea, teabag and sugar.
Nearly fill tea cup with cornflakes.
Fill bowl with cornflakes.
Spill cornflakes on bench and floor.
Clean up spill.
Put rice bubbles on top of cornflakes to overfill bowl.
Clean up spilled rice bubbles.
Find a spoon.
Put Milo on top of pile of rice bubbles and corn flakes.
Clean up Milo that missed the target.
Fill tea cup with boiled water.
Don’t worry about spilled water, it landed on the pre-prepared tea towel under cup.
Count myself lucky boiled water didn’t hit hand.
Put soy milk into bowl until lower cornflakes float.
Remove tea bag from cup.
Slowly lift cup and bowl, balance carefully and shuffle limp back to bed.
Balance bowl on lap while shovelling in breakfast sugar fix.
Start to actually wake up.